no light propitious shone (dark?)

i had often wondered what it would be like to post blogs and be a "blogger", though i had never really acted upon my curiosity. until now, that is..obviously, otherwise what is this text you are reading? anyway, now that we have all established the fact that i had wondered what writing a blog would feel like and that i finally let my wonderous nature succumb to actual knowledge and started to write this very blog...we can move on.

i sometimes thought about having a blog but i never actually got one. but now i'm bloggin'. duh! thats what you're reading now. its a blog. now on to more pointless chatter.

i am sitting in a chair that wants to constantly roll backwards. it is a bit of a struggle just to sit. perhaps if i moved a block of wood behind the wheels or duct taped the legs to the plastic office mat beneath me. wow, i never thought i'd be saying anything so superfluous. then again, i was being sarcastic. i am rather sarcastic. you must come to me in full expectance of disbelief in some of my words, for that is what i wish. i don't know why i do it. it's not as if i am trying to be humourous, because whatever it is i say, it's never funny. well, i suppose never is too harsh a word, how about rarely ever. that's more than never. i have to give myself some credit.

i'm sitting in a chair that keeps rolling back. its hard to sit. maybe i should sit in a chair that doesn't have wheels. wow, i never thought i'd say anything so stupid. i was being sarcastic. you should never take what i say seriously, its a joke. too bad i'm not funny.

well..isn't this just dandy? i am not nearly into the introduction of my first blog, and i must end it. it turns out, the chair that i am sitting in, the very chair i mentioned not moments ago..is located at my mother's office. it's nearly one in the ante meridiem and we really must get home to catch up on some serious movie time. well, the movies are for me. sleep is what my mother has planned...to be sure.

well...isn't this cool? i've hardly even started my first blog and i already have to go. this death trap i'm sitting on is at at my moms office. it's almost 1 am and we're leaving. i've gotta watch movies all night and my mom needs sleep.

well..i promise to continue this journey of mine in the land of blogging someday soon. this is definitely not adequate to be called my first blog, though technically it is. let's just call this one..my first attempt at bloggism.

well..i promise to blog again soon. this isn't good enough to be called a blog but whatever. its just a sad attempt at blogging.

'til we meet again!

later suckers!