futileness (useless)

this blog was created with no intention of harming anyone, however i fear i may have done just that. you see...it has come to my attention that most everyone today has hardly a fraction of my verbosity, causing them a headache of the acutest kind when attempting to perceive my words.

my sister told me that no one can understand what the freak i'm saying in my blogs.

i am not about to apologize to you for my own loquaciousness. if you wish to comprehend what i am telling you, then you go on and apologize to yourself for not expanding your own vocabulary prior to coming across this page.

i'm not sorry. maybe if everyone just read the dictionary for fun we wouldn't have this problem.

with that said, i may now move on to topics of which do not cause me a great deal of distress...

now i'm going to talk about some things that don't piss me off.

there is a building located five miles from where i sit that is structured much like that of a turtle. i call it "the turtle buliding". i am aware that name isn't the best to come up with...but it is what it is, and so it shall remain that way. i mention such a thing for no apparent reason, to you or to myself. for i am sure you find it pretty pointless, as do i. the relation of such a statement to this blog, however, isn't exactly nonsensical. i find that such a blog, one with little meaning to begin with, might as well end that way.

there's this weird shaped building down the road. it kinda looks like a turtle. i call in the turtle building. that was a pointless story. but i do what i want because this is my blog.



the paragraph above was basically an excuse to write. i couldn't come up with anything worth words, so i settled for the unworthy.

that was pretty stupid. i'm just talking.

i have, sitting on my lap, a dog whom which has a stench of the most distasteful nature. i cannot help but loathe having her here. sure, she's adorable and has a cute personality, but i must be honest with you...people (well, in this case..animals) who emit an unpleasant odor aren't exactly a joy to be near. do not mistake my words, for i am not meaning to sound ill-natured. i am simply giving life to the feelings of which linger on most everyone's mind.

theres a smelly dog sitting on my lap. i hate her even though she's pretty cute. no one likes a smelly person.

i could elongate this submission, but i am not feeling up to it. besides, i have to save the rest of my pointless theories and antics for the blogs to come. as it is, i only have over a million of them remaining fresh in my mind.

i would write more but i don't want to. i have to save some of my babbling for other blogs.

..that was my valediction.

the end.